Shutshimi

You are an armed fish

Shutshimi. This one is a shoot’em up. Well… technically it is but I’d describe more like Warioware game but if it only had 1 mini-game. I doubt I can squeeze out anything out of it. So it’ll be a short review. 

Second boss

I don’t think there is a plot at all. So you play as a fish with arms and arms. There is your screen, there are enemies, shoot like 10 of them and go visit the shop. After couple more repeats you’ll meet first boss. If you don’t defeat him in 25 seconds you would need to redo couple more screens.

Shop. All item are shite so you don't have to pay.

Now let’s talk about list of your weapons. You have you starting pew-pew shooter. There is also rapid fire laser, cannon balls (shot in downward arc) and shot gun (doesn’t have range at all). They can be modified with rate of fire going up or down. If it slower it will hit harder so if it faster it won’t do much damage. 

Ok, shop time. So it’s not a shop as item selection screen, but you only have 5 seconds to pick an item out of 3 and you don’t know what you get till the next wave.  Worst you can get from it are double game speed and reverse controls. I don’t know if items randomize so you can just memorize good one and skip bad ones.

Every single level in this game

There is also boss rush mode and several levels of difficulty to choose from. See told you there barely any content in this game. It’s shitty shmup and you can easily skip without losing anything of value, wouldn’t even recommend it with -90%. Slight plus for you fish looking tough and cool but that’s about it.

One more time cause it looks cool
Score 4 out of 10

Good enough.

Forgettable.

I feel malnourished because there isn't much to play. It's a shame to even call this a game a shmup

PROS / CONS

  • Cool fish
  • Good for people with ADHD
  • Zero content
  • Boring
  • Repetetive